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Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
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show him off day!

post him on any social media!!
A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”
by ! <3 October 17, 2021
mugGet the show him off day!mug.

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022
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Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
mugGet the Lumberjacking Offmug.

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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Greening off

When you jerk off too hard while you are high
What’s up, babe? What are you doing? Oh not much just greening off!!!
by Henry245 May 8, 2025
mugGet the Greening offmug.

im off ts

Im over this
only the first day back and im off ts
by Cay._. January 3, 2024
mugGet the im off tsmug.

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