I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.

Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)

by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009

I bite my thumb at you

The Medieval Middle finger.

Fuck off.

John: Your such a prick Erin.

Erin: I Bite my thumb at you *bites thumb in johns general direction*

John takes offense and stomps away.

by Major. M January 20, 2009

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

...Self explanitory.

Spider-Man, how do I shot web?

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 11, 2008

i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

I love you

When you say this to a boy, means you’ve caught feelings for a fuckboy again and you’re doomed. You now love them and will let them do anything they want to you. For example: use you for head, sex and then fuck you off. Once these three words have been said your downhill spiral of unfortunate events now begins. You cannot stop thinking about them even when they’re playing ps4 and ignoring you. You have now fallen and I can tell you that is shit. Your life now ends.

You: “I love you”
Fuckboy: “can you just suck my dick”

by Dumbbitch101fam July 19, 2019

I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 26, 2007

I don't give a fuck virus

Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)

"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"

by Hood EZ-3 December 22, 2008