dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

the dog that eats a bomb

best booby trap in the Vietnam War

you're the dog that eats a bomb

by alshoppingcarte1223 December 11, 2023

Dog's feet are itchy

A phrase used when you are so bored you say things that make no sense.

"MY DOG'S FEET ARE ITCHY"
...what?

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023

Take care of the dogs

Masterbating

I have to go home to take care of the dogs.

by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023

Dog Person

A person well researched on one or more subjects on dogs. This person may also know how to properly approach a new dog and know many dog breeds other than the classics.

Dog person: *interested in dog sports, training, and conformation*
Dog lover: *casually lets untrained dog off-leash*

by DogNerd December 16, 2023

Dog

Term created by the italian entity "Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.". We all know what it really stands for.

"Fucking dog" "Dumb dog" "Drizzy is such a dog"

by seilce July 3, 2023