butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 1, 2023

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

Ivy butt

An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.

If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏

Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?

Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!

Guy1: should I go talk to her?

Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.

by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020

butt sag

when the gludius maximus is saggy

man that ugly girl has a butt sag

by the lonely janitor February 16, 2018

Butt-Slut

Someone who really enjoys anal intercourse.

Mariah “ I heard Darien is a Butt-Slut”
Savannah “Yeah, he’s been begging to be pegged, I told him that he’ll have to ask Rick next week to show him how it’s done.”

by Anita dixonmybutt July 16, 2024

Butt Cuffing

The action of putting both hands behind the back, then placing both thumbs together and lastly into the anus acting as cuffs.

We didn't have handcuffs last night, so I ended up butt cuffing myself to get the job done.

by SailorKevie the Streamer January 24, 2025

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009