chicken shit

The most useless person ever, who won't do anything against what he/she is told. They are liked by nobody and they're gay.

My friend is a chicken shit, he won't even smoke weed with us.

by Timothy December 2, 2003

Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.

"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."

by J. B. R. October 21, 2008

Itchy Shit

A replacement for "Ya Mum". A term used for comedic effect in any given situation.

"This sucks"
"yeah it sucks itchy shit"

by Curtdogg / Proxy March 4, 2009

shit dip

One who is, or will be a person that does very stupid or dumb stuff, popularized in the movie 'Brokeback Barnabus'using its alternate definnition which refers to a homosexual mans tendency to perform gay sex acts, resulting in a 'shit dip.'

Example 1: Luke: "Gee, lets go pour milk on the snow! That'll really stick it to the man!"
Don: "Luke, you ar such a shit dip!"

Example 2: Barnabus: "Hey boys, you want to play?"
Phillip: "Barnabus, I'll shit dip with you any day!"

by Brokeback Barnabus March 18, 2006

duck shit

quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.

"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Rypsaw May 2, 2003

shit boy

The 'slang' name given to being a shelf stacker / general dogs body at Sainsburys / Tesco and so on.

The role used to include (and may still, as a breach of health & safety) having to collapse the cardboard packaging & literally climb into the large bin containers to compact it down!

See also 'McJob' for other equally shite low IQ jobs.

"So what's your job then?"
"I stack shelves at Somerfields"
"Oh, so you're a shit boy then!"

by hypersonic December 28, 2007

Shit a Brick

An item that is damaged beyond repair, or an item that dies/ceases to function without warning.

This morning on the way to work, my car "shit a brick"

by Lovesexy May 22, 2005