goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.

If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.

by TK403 September 21, 2014

lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

by Hope Fully August 18, 2022

Shaqqing off

"Shaqqing off" is a play on the phrase "Jacking off" just taken from the nickname "Shaq" from someone named "Shaquon". Hence the usable terms like, "To Shaq off" and "Shaqqing off"

"Can't talk right now, I'm shaqqing off right now"

by JlNX November 19, 2023

filed-off serial gun

Gun with a filed off serial number

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"

by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024

Swagg off

It's a Face Off of nothing but swag, you have to have swag in order to understand it. Every slang or shall I say lingo to help you out, has it's own meaning.

Swag is a style of your own. It is confidence in one's self. Get some then you will understand
the definition.

Ready??

Go!*

Swagg Off:

Swagger 1#. After a Party Hangover, put some tank and gym shorts and get some freakin coffee an pancakes.

`Kid gots Swagger*`
Swagger 2#. 5:00 A.M, sunny day everyone's going to the beach, i'm heading out*

`Kid gots Swagger*`

by Imjustlikedayam* July 16, 2011