It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake

*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"

by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Get lucky

Nonono Emma. No.

Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.

Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!

by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023

get the boot

To be kicked out of something, whether it's a job, a project, a party, etc.

I couldn't finish any of my reports on time, so when the boss called me to his office, I knew I would get the boot.

by an extremely depressed bandu July 15, 2023

it gets bettering

Explaining to someone (usually a member of the LGBTQ+ community who is at the beginning of their "coming out" journey) that "it gets better." This could be perceived as patronizing, particularly when offered by someone who doesn't seem to have their life together, but it is well-intentioned.

A reference to the It Gets Better Project storytelling campaign which has helped thousands of LGBTQ+ young people. Used in the HBO Max show, "The Sex Lives of College Girls"

"I'm just calling to check in on you. I could tell you're in a really bad place and I just wanted to say that it gets better."

"Oh my god, are you "it gets bettering" me? Yeah, no, I'm fine. You drive a Ford Windstar. You get better."

by DonnaSummer January 14, 2022