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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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Graveyard Baby

Person conceived in wicked graveyard play. Naturally of darker tastes.
Did you see that creepy chick over there?
Yeah, that’s Lilly! She’s such a graveyard baby.
by Graveyard Baby February 27, 2020
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Baby

1.) An infant. A human between the ages of zero and two.

2.) An insult. Someone who is emotional and childish. Shouldn't get taken seriously.

3.) A pet name. Usually for your child or your significant other. Sometimes people will call strangers who are younger than them "baby", too.
1.) "Mama, I just had my baby! You're a Granny, now! His name is Nick."

2.) "Have you met Sam, yet? She's such a baby. She cried, because her team lost in basketball in 2nd period."

3.) "Hey, Baby, did you have a good day at work today? I sure didn't. Maybe tomorrow."
by Lavenders_Llama April 6, 2021
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fudge baby

1) A baby made of fudge

2) An anal sex reference to when a man pulls out of the anus and finds a nugget of shit on his cock.
1) Oh man! I can't wait to eat this fudge baby!

2)

James: Fuck man, Jamie gave me a fudge baby!
Garrett: Disgusting. I dropped a girl because of that.
by iTerezi July 21, 2017
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Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.
That was a baby breakup
by #1bleh February 12, 2017
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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.
Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.
by Bkk4 January 1, 2020
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Wicked baby

Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.
Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?
by Donnie Brooks October 31, 2018
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