pussy sushi

when you're too afraid to eat raw fish so you cook the fish before throwing it on rice

benjamin doesn't want his food raw, he only eats pussy sushi

by otterrr April 12, 2017

Chantelle's pussy

The best pussy on Earth. A divine, magical place handcrafted by the lord himself.

Person 1: Man, I could really use a snack.

Person 2: You should try eating Chantelle's pussy, that shit is magical.

by esquatch123 October 19, 2023

Schrödingers pussy

When you dont know if a girl has a dick or pussy

That girl probably has a schrödingers pussy.

by Ratney May 12, 2023

Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.

My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!

by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Pancakes and Pussy Day

March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.

“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”

by EternalEmailingSystem March 25, 2021

Pussy whiting

When you Ejaculate so much you make a girls vagina White.

Hey bro she was so tight i gave her the old pussy whiting

by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019

Dumpster Pussy

When she lives in a literal dumpster, but you smash anyway. WET

MCBootyFresh loves Dumpster Pussy

by MCBootyFresh July 12, 2022