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White Widow

Pronounced. /wait-wɪd.əʊ/

Noun meaning: a bleached anus
'Finding a white widow is a rare but very, very, very special occasion my friend!'
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White Raven

A White Raven is a rare, intentional life event where a person deliberately makes a radical and transformative change that breaks away from stability and societal expectations. Unlike unexpected disasters or crises, a White Raven is a self-chosen leap into uncertainty and personal reinvention, often reshaping identity, values, and life direction in profound ways.
After years in a high-paying corporate job, Sarah experienced a White Raven moment when she moved abroad and joined the military to completely restart her life.
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White Knight

"Did you see that Kyle is a white knight" "Yeah he wore his robe/armor"
by Yeet Delet April 28, 2020
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White dragon

When your mother watches the never ending story with the neighbour and they keep laughing about falkor after
by Cilantro hand dispenser June 27, 2018
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White Knight

A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:

1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.

Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.

As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.

The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!

Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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White Dress Snow Ball

A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
by SCR69 December 23, 2023
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White Lotus Joint

Bits of paper in a joint instead of weed, usually done with a tea bag, the tobacco burns better and does a lot of what weed does with tobacco.
I'm above the law. I'm doing a white lotus joint.
by southlondon127 October 6, 2023
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