Jook off

A competition between two or more people to see who is more jooked.

Guy: Hey you see that guy and Roman talking over there?
Other guy: Yeah they’re having a crazy jook off right now.

by Mr BruhMoment September 10, 2025

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Arcing Off

When you hook up a "TENS" electro-therapy unit to your nads and taint, crank the setting to max and jerk off to completion.

ive just been staying at home "arcing off"

by JD BY-RYDER September 16, 2025

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pmo me off

This sentence is a weird one, pmo means piss me off, but when they add a me off, you're just saying "piss me off me off" And I struggle to understand how people are using it incorrectly

"Bro this is pmo me off"

"bitch you sound crazy"

by Lucilux September 16, 2025

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Zaching Off

Zaching off is when you're in a voice chat with many others and someone is masterbating secretly in the call.

"Yo did that dude just moan?" "Yeah he's zaching off"

by Nicec September 26, 2025

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goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

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A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.

Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.

She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.

He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

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