As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

Slanted Face

Used to derogatorily describe an autistic, or otherwise mentally handicapped, person.

Oh my god, I'm in my Socials class and this slanted face keeps screaming out loud, it's really pissing me off.

by iandelicisultragay April 19, 2018

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018

be (or get) in someone's face

to behave in a confrontational or annoyingly direct or persistent manner toward someone

I hate to be (or get) in someone's face, but you have a drinking problem

by GreenApple25 December 13, 2018