Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

by L33roi Henkins May 20, 2018

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

by SuperAug May 13, 2011

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

The Face-off

A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 4, 2015

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021