jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else

She blew the doors off this test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.

Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!

by Meday December 7, 2023

Menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Jidion and Nikko had a menace off to see who the biggest menace was.

by megan.trainer March 26, 2023

Gin off

Created in the early months of 2024, the gin off has grown rapidly especially in its place of origin at the University of Dayton. This competition, or gin off, is competed between many teams of 2 to see who can finish a bottle of gin the fastest. These athletes meet once every 1-2 months to bond over their love of gin while also participating in some friendly competition.

Dude you should have seen see the winners of the gin off yesterday. They were plastered by 2:00 pm!

by The.Kernal September 3, 2024

off your nips

To be drunk beyond comprehension

Are you getting off your nips tonight?

Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.

by Angry Adele October 31, 2017