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Texan Fat Man

when you doin anal with ya girl and pinch her little toe (some Chinese reflexology shit) to make her shit while your dick is inside. The resultant explosion is called a Texan Fat Man.

RIP nagasaki
Daquan: Yo my dick still stank after I gave LaQuesha a Texan Fat Man last night
Conan: ewwwwwwww nigga tf is she ok
by _shawshank January 18, 2019
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the man of sex inn

my the man of sex inn is flying bruh
by mkmso October 28, 2022
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Jupy the Banana Man

Jupy is a being that humans are yet to understand. Jupy is a shadow like character who can teleport, be very agile, and could even slow down or speed up time as well as do many other feats. Jupy is known for being the Banana Man. Giving Bananas to everyone it meets. KazooDoesArt first spotted this creature while under a Banana Tree. Jupy also commits arson and does have a lot of power. Able to grow in height or shrink if needed. It can also move at high speeds. Jupy can be dangerous, but is around a good companion and friend. If you meet one. Cherish it.
Person one: I'm hungry.
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
by Jake Josh October 23, 2022
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rich man’s orgy

An orgy where couples have sex in different rooms with the doors open. The couples do not swap partners—the titillation is derived from hearing the faint moans of other couples through the open doors.

Compare to a poor man’s orgy, where the orgy participants can only afford one room, or even only one bed.
“Hey babe, what’s your kinkiest fantasy?”

“I would LOVE to have an orgy, but one where I only have to fuck my partner, and not all those gross randos.”

“We should try a rich man’s orgy! I hear that’s what they do in hollywood
by Anonymous2998 December 11, 2021
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Big Man Kev

A man of true size and strength (big lad).
Waheyyy, it's Big Man Kev punching down doors with his mighty strength (really his beer belly is doing the work).

Have you seen Big Man Kev recently? Apparently he's been punching down doors whilst furiously screaming!
by iBumDogs69 March 21, 2022
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Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
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Man Behind The Slaughter

'it's been so long~ since last i've seen my son lost to this monster~ to the man behind the slaughter~
by PhantomDeku April 15, 2021
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