I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

I don't rightly know

Simply, I don't know. Used in answer to any question by someone who can't think of anything else to say. Used particularly by idiots from Australia, thinking it mocks Scotsmen in some way.

Andrew - Hi Rod, how are you today?
Rod - I don't rightly know.
Andrew, that's a shame, is it correct your an Australian idiot?
Rod - I don't rightly know

by Scottish Linguist March 19, 2015

go off i guess

you say this when your friend says something that proves you were wrong, but you don't want to admit it.

Gasinah: The answer to the math problem is 26, your paper says the answer is 76. you are stupid.

Jaakawbie: go off i guess

by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019

I don't know anything about that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested remark was untrue, a backhanded stab by passive aggressive speaker who won't come out and say they think you are full of crap.

Synonyms: Passive Aggressive, Liar, Full of Shit, Full of Crap, Calling Bullshit, Bullshit, BS

Antonyms: Truth, Open, Direct, Honest

Related words: Mother In Law

Normal Guy: "Unemployment went down this month again."
Passive Aggressive Guy: "I don't know anything about that."

by DILUnderSiege May 19, 2010

you thought i was feeling you

People say this phrase referring to the song called “munch” by Ice Spice on TikTok.

“You thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch
Nigga a eater he ate it for lunch
Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like”

by Coochiechampion3000 September 30, 2022

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

I want you in the worst way

standing up in a hammock

think about it, someones gonna get hurt

by ArchDuke and BossHogg of Famous Shamous December 10, 2003