shit machine

1. A general term for someone who is an annoying douchebag.

"Hey, that girl just slapped me!"
"Whoa, what a little shit machine!"

by Kaylin May 5, 2004

fucking shit

Excriment in the act of sexual intercource.

The fucking shit had a good time.

by Scandinavian 2x4 November 19, 2003

Shitting Rainbows

The act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a shit and the shit is different colors. Such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.

Damn bro,after I ate those skittles I was shitting rainbows for weeks

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008

shit off

Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.

Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.

by King Poon June 6, 2004

Shit the bed

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.

"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"

by arsequake January 15, 2010

fuck shit

A pathetic attempt of swearing or insulting another person in defence or randomness

Guy1: Your so fat
Guy2: fuck shit

by Edlim August 13, 2006

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006