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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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who do black people get shot by

John: Who do Black people get shot by?
Bob: Cops.
by TacoDark March 21, 2025
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i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"
by DaVo691 November 23, 2021
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Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.
"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.
by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021
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Getting Jiggy With It

Orgasming and puking at the same time. Cumming and barfing. Nutting and hurling. Ejaculating and vomiting simultaneously.
He was so disgusted that he always finished by getting jiggy with it.
by dude_lord November 23, 2021
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