Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit
"I just got done getting housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."
by Codey Neal October 12, 2019

1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo April 22, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Taking a shit in a condom with the most precise aim. Then cumming into the shit filled condom. And launching it at a buddy or a random stranger
by Greaserpeaser October 30, 2018

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by Oliasdfrserf April 12, 2025

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
