RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025

Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

by trucksmagee December 11, 2019

Butter face

When someone has a nice body and an ugly face

Lillian hood has a butter face

by Cat beater January 10, 2020

The Face of the Frog

This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.

DUDE! I have to get to a bathroom ASAP or you're gonna see The Face of the Frog.

by SuzyMac August 24, 2010