Troll: "Its when two people get into be-"
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
Aw heck naw that aint what a bed butt is. Thats all wrong Troll
Troll: "Sorry...."
Bed butt: When your dog arises from slumber and its back hair is sticking up. Similarly to your hair in the morning. COMB YOUR HAIR!
*Keiv the dog wakes up, and has bed butt*
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
Me: "Look at ur bed butt fool, go comb ur behind 🤣"
Keiv: "🥺 *whines* "
by LittleKiddo ✝︎ March 24, 2021
Get the Bed Buttmug. Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
Get the Butt crumbsmug. This bitch be in charge with that big butt telling everyone what to do she the boss and she knows it
by The Farmers March 14, 2024
Get the big butt autumnmug. The condition that causes the overwhelming foul smell that lingers after a female leaves the restroom.
Damn, girl! I just went in the bathroom after Felicia & she's got a bad case of pepper butt. That shit's strong!
by Young Old Lady November 30, 2021
Get the Pepper buttmug. by butsack March 9, 2024
Get the butt sackmug. What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.
by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018
Get the cum butt fuckmug. 2 bigger cheeks from your face but on the bottom
you can do a thing with your butt thats called pooping
large brown logs come out your butt
if you're a girl you can peepee and poopoo
you can do a thing with your butt thats called pooping
large brown logs come out your butt
if you're a girl you can peepee and poopoo
by Demitrius Demarcus August 21, 2021
Get the buttmug.