Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

rear head

A blowjob in the backseat of a car.

My girl and I were with another couple so we climbed in the backseat and I got some rear head.

by BigDuke 6 March 7, 2017

Dented Head

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

boar head

Got completely hard core. No relenting. Doing your best to completely conquer everyone in your way.

He went out full boar head in that basketball game.

by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017

Anvil Head As

A person that is so desperately power hungry, bullshits about everything, think he/she is top shit, always dick riding every online boy/girl they wish to have a "relationship" with, try to make a deformed version of the original group, dates someone that's taller than them, and has a head shaped as an anvil.

Laura: Guys, Peyton just texted me to give him head.
May: EW! Peyton?!
Travis: The depressing ass anvil head as?
Chris: The pathetic anvil head as?
Gary: THE anvil head as himself?
Laura: That's the one.
All: What an as burger head as.

by Topic Lyfe June 28, 2017

Huff'n Head

The act of smoking while having oral sex

Hey you want to go Huff'n head with me?

Or do you want to go have some head and huff? Or would you let me stuff your muff in stuff? and fluff your muff with stuff?

by Hillratt August 12, 2017