Ryan the Indian man

One of the many Indian gods. It is said that Ryan the Indian man is the most powerful Indian god.

In my religion, Hinduism, we worship many gods. My most favorite god is Ryan the Indian man.

by maximusprime_421 March 13, 2020

yeeting on your man

A synonym for taking your man.

We've been yeeting on your man since 2003.

by Hupauhbi April 18, 2017

k man islands

A kind of island that's just meh. a place where losers and outcasts go chill at.

You're not cool, you should go live on the k man islands for a while.

by Jim_Raynor May 2, 2017

Red Man Mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"

Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?

by Thereis1 September 15, 2017

Chocolate Space Man

An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.

"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"

by Billy Billy no mates October 3, 2017

Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

One Pump Man

Usually a term for a man who prematurely ejaculates after just one, but powerful thrust.

That guy is a real one pump man

by Mulix February 13, 2017