token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

baby pedophile

baby that undresses her mom because they want her big extra mega large milk filled tiddies

“give me your mommy milkers, it’s time for a snack”
“you’re such a baby pedophile”

by mohamed batussy October 7, 2022

piss baby

Greg Abbott

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

by b1g0ne October 8, 2022

Heat Baby

Opposite of a freeze baby, someone who is always to warm and hates the high temperatures. In the winter time they will wear shorts instead of pants, and roll the windows down in the car or have the ac blowing accept when its below 0 degrees farenheit, there is a limit.

I hate being a heat baby, everyones shivering while I’m sweatin my ass off

by Gspice31 October 8, 2022

Baby

A nickname used by someone who wants to be impregnated or just inseminated

guy 1: have you seen Baby Jackie
Guy 2: yeah; she's a total cum dump

by Ashton Graham October 9, 2022

jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy

a cute and cuddly name to call your loved ones similar to babe and baby ect

shhhhh jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy its ok

by ilikemen443 October 11, 2022

terminal baby syndrome

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.

I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.

by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022