Brass Farthing

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

by NTwoO March 22, 2022

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.

I love potato farts

by I eat dirt May 9, 2022

Chum-Farts

Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.

Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.

by J.J WillyNickles May 12, 2022

Hawk Farted

A bird farted; Fart

The type of bird a Hawk Farted.

by ProfessionalDefinitioner123 May 29, 2022

Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022

Meno-farts

When a menopausal women farts

"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"

by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022