Shit-Bird

A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast

Total complete shit-bird is here.

Shit-bird needs to move his car.

by chug April 23, 2015

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 17, 2005

baby shit

when you barely shit out anything

i just had a baby shit it was just like a teaspoon of peanut butter

by esg13 January 25, 2010

holy shit

To enter a church for the sole purpose of moving one's bowels.

Sorry I'm late. Damn bean burritos! I had to stop over at St. Colin's and take a holy shit on the way over.

by Kaptain Krinkly November 15, 2009

Man-shit

A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys

Son, that's Man-shit, She'll kill your ass. Leave her for a real man to take care of

by drwilsontx December 22, 2009

squash this shit

to sort out ones problems with violence

lafonda: if we dont squash this shit theres gonna be sick problems
dazzy b: theres gonna be a fight tonight! :>

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

Shit Stopper

the act of falling on your ass soo hard that in doing so you loose all feeling and the abilty to shit.

"ouch did you fall on your monkey bone?"
"ahhh thats a shit stopper >_<"

by L0LitsN0rman October 24, 2008