by shapcnbwickwbxhenw March 3, 2015
Get the to get frostedmug. "You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortablemug. by anonymous January 7, 2023
Get the Men who get no bitchesmug. by PeterSwag69 July 17, 2021
Get the get hahamug. It's a birthday party where you and you're friends sit in a room with snacks and smoke weed for someone's 21st birthday
by Dank memes man May 13, 2018
Get the get lit 21mug. by Msgunemdown July 25, 2023
Get the your getting me theremug. To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
Get the To get John Wickedmug.