Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

baby toe

Somone who has the smartness of a babies toe.

You are such a baby toe!

by gatasudd November 7, 2019

Brooklyn Baby

a girl who has a boyfriend that is in a band and has feathers in her hair.

yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me. i'm a Brooklyn Baby, i'm a Brooklyn Baby

by introverted :) December 7, 2023

caity baby

raoofs specialty, nickname given by boys who are scared of getting their piels bit by dogs

"i love you my caity baby"

caity baby x wifey x oofies latty

by tollielicker November 24, 2023

baby’s breath

the little white things.

She’s not even trying to eat it most of the time. She just shoves her face in the baby’s breath; the little white things.

by little chocolate cake May 7, 2018

baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

baby

shit that makes you weak
you literally go weak when you get called this

person 1: i miss you baby

person 2: *foolishly blushes*

by grandma meg December 3, 2019