Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016

Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.

Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

zombie beast

hacker lol
annoying
likes to be mean

that guy zombie beast is so annoying
did you hear about what he did to her minecraft world?

by brookiecookiethepillow May 27, 2019

zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

by I can't stand it June 18, 2011

Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022