perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

by bxhek April 8, 2016

child hentai

Hey child hentai is animated children fucking its the best

PEDO: I LUV ME SOME CHILD HENTAI

by Hitler69ingadog February 14, 2018

child soldiers

The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.

Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co

by warbell July 13, 2016

Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

man child

when someone looks like a child but they have features of men such as a really deep voice

damn dharen, you're such a man child

by pantsisGREEN April 20, 2018

Child Gamer

10-12 year old kids who think they are the next generation of pro gamers. They often blame their lack of skill on hacking or their other teammates.

Person 1: OFMG this kid has literal hacks
Person 2: You Child Gamer, you missed every shot

by RobloxGrill2 May 29, 2018

Childes..gf

Michael Jackson's biggest simp.

Man, Childes..gf loves that Muzan guy huh?

by Tako_was_here July 2, 2021