Ass Wipe

A pit bull person aka a taylor fidler

damn dude are you such a fucking ass wipe u little taylor

by Krlagen November 1, 2017

Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)

Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.

by YessyWessy November 12, 2021

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.

*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."

by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019

Swiping and wiping

To tinder and masterbate

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.

by TheHANDS July 23, 2016

Willy wipe

Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong

Omg your such a willy wipe

by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021

Hot wipe

The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.

My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.

by MarcusDavis June 16, 2020