Nah, I'd Win

Jujutsufolk brainrot

literally any character imaginable: nah, i'd win

by BojackHorseface January 11, 2024

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.

When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.

by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011

WIN-WIN

Describes the mutual benefit and result when a brave human shares their life story.

The human feels more connected with themself.

The other humans feel more connected to each other.

The web of humanity continues to grow through individual life stories.

Brave human shared their life stories to benefit future generations while also discovering personal reflective gems - it was a WIN-WIN.

by the WIN/WIN September 6, 2020

A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024