a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
Get the weaselmug. Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
Get the Shit weaselmug. To drop a greasy weasel!
Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
Get the Greasy weaselmug. by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011
Get the Weasel Whackingmug. is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011
Get the weaselmug. by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023
Get the fung weaselmug.