Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 02, 2013
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watermelon tuts

Only the finest of tuts .... Big tuts
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Wow man do you see the tuts on her!!
Dayum those are some big watermelon tuts!!!
by Babygirl💞 March 21, 2018
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watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
by Chestosterone October 30, 2019
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When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
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Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.
1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!
by Α May 18, 2023
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rotten watermelon

The rotten watermelon smelled like gone off piss
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
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pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.
guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
by wrestlerchance August 21, 2012
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