The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024

on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind

-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Flop

/ants-wrlds/

Anthony is a flop.

by slayslayslayslayslay September 10, 2022

Flop fuck

when ur pounding pussy (or ass if ur into that) and they ask u to cum but u already did and u have been fucking ur submissive with a floppy dong

person A: cum in me daddy

person B: uhhhh

person A: did u already bust
person B: yeah, ive been flop fucking for the past 10 minutes.

by bigmanwiththebigdick September 13, 2017

flop slot

The gap sewn in between the big toe of your sock and the remaining toes to facilitate the wearing of flip flops and socks

“Bro, what the fuck!? You just dropped some granola and it fell into the flop slot on my new cargo socks

by Where_my_clothes_at December 8, 2021

Flops

Meaning those who try too hard to be something but they end up failing everytime. Not having an impact, their career indicating a downfall

Example: “Txt are such flops”
“yeah I agree, they are just leeching off of bts”

by jackie54 May 27, 2022