Snatch-Watch

To be on 'snatch-watch' is to assume or be assigned the responsibility of notifying a friend that her vagina is showing because her dress (which she knew was risky, pre-going out) has risen up.

A girl emerges from a cab. A second turns her legs to step out. The first girl alerts the second of her exposed lady parts. Sometimes by yelling "snatch-watch"

Girl 1: That's super cute. You have to wear it!
Girl 2: Fine. But you're on snatch-watch tonight.

by The Occasional Flasher August 10, 2010

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

watch out naw

stop playing around; calm down

"Damn you ugly as hell" said Tuan, "watch out naw" said Dukesta

by Dukesta April 26, 2005

watched out

Completely bored from watching too much television and video

I'm 'watched out'; I don't watch T.V or video any more!

by NICO 7 August 31, 2007

Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

playlist watch

using a playlist to measure time.

instead of using a watch i just use my ipod's playlist because i know each song is 2:00 long and that would mean i need enough of those songs to fill 30 minutes.

"ugh i need to go for a jog."
"go and get your watch."
"but i don't have one."
"okay go and use the good o'l playlist watch."
"thanks dad!"

by egyptiantigress May 18, 2014

watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."

by noodlez124 April 26, 2014