West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.

Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.

by Heyman23565741 August 1, 2021

West Virginia Foreplay

The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

by ButtMunchee September 6, 2021

Crest Virginia

A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

by BigBlueWeenie November 5, 2021

West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

West Virginia Waltz

The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack into another crack heads ass

Those crack heads just gave each other a West Virginia hubcap

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022