Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Vegan

Attention seekers

Wow look at that vegan!
I don’t like vegans!
Mommy, why do vegans look so scary? Because they don’t eat mean and you can see their bones.

by Veganhater69 January 4, 2022

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

Vegan Batteries

A recycled battery that costs more than regular batteries because it's recycled

Craig: We were in The Range and I picked up these batteries and they were £7.50, recycled batteries.. Vegan batteries!!

by Coattail October 3, 2022

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022

Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 1, 2022