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Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt
Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?
by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019
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Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
by Typh00n May 28, 2017
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024
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Vegan

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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Ex-vegan

An ex-vegan is someone who is no longer vegan. Many vegans quit veganism due to health reasons, hair loss or other reasons such as craving meat and so they go back to eating animal products.

Unfortunately, many ex vegans get a lot of hate just because they’re no longer vegan or just because they want to improve their health and aren’t able to do so on the vegan diet. Not everyone knows that veganism doesn’t work for everyone.

On the other hand, some vegans actually accept people who are no longer vegan and are very supportive of them.
Ex-vegan: Hello guys, I’m no longer vegan which means I am now back to eating animal products as veganism hasn’t been working for me. I am doing because of health reasons and I have been dealing with hair loss.

Rude vegans: How dare you! More animals are going to die because of you! All of your hard work was all for nothing!
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street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes
Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.
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