Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Vis Vag

Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.

"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
camel toe moose knuckle

by Uniquehorn June 27, 2014

Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.

Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."

by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011

Vag Jatz

It's like Soggy Sao, but the female version.

Jenny always loses Vag Jatz because she's a huge dyke.

by Throuploops July 7, 2018

sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.

A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!

by AG1k May 30, 2023

vag-a-snatch

Adj. Female "bits and pieces!"

"I saw that hoes vag-a-snatch, damnnn!"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"

by manda1984 November 10, 2013