Uncle Scarred

When you try to play 36-holes on the golf course but pass out drunk on hole 15.

Greg was playing golf with his friends until he got Uncle Scarred and had to go to bed.

by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020

uncle shivers

The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space

"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"

by tooshielova555 January 22, 2014

pasta uncle

An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.

I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.

by Tousen71 September 15, 2018

Uncle Rick

Uncle Rick is that guy who made us cry and laugh, and ultimately want to punch him in the face for his trolls, but would never do so because he somehow managed to squeeze his way onto that pedestal for our favorite author. Basically, he’s the best and the worst and you will never be the same again after reading his books. Specifically Percy Jackson.

Random: ha! You’re crying while reading!? Ugh, geek.
Literally anyone in the fandom: *hands Random Percy Jackson books*
Literally anyone in the fandom: *sees them crying while reading one week later* not so geeky now, huh?
Random: *literally sobbing* wha— how COULD— why— WHY!?!? *whispering* whyyyyyyyyyy
Literally anyone in the fandom: Uncle Rick is why

by I’dWinAFightWithABookInOneHand July 21, 2022

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. He’s called uncle because President Obama was daddy.

Uncle Joe is always our hype man

by Melissa3640 August 29, 2022

Uncle Fatty

The worlds fattest monkey weighing over 99999999999 billion pounds.
The sheer girth scares anchor and samantha(the whale)

Bro who is the fattest monkey
uncle fatty

by Monky sniffer January 25, 2023

Uncle Barry

Uncle Barry is a character in the Rick and Morty spinoff by Michael Cusack called "Bushworld Adventures." His "dementia" flares up during Rick and Morty's time in his house, his wife suddenly shouts "UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!" once she realises it's happening again.

"OI, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?!"
"OH NO, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! UNCLE BARRY'S GOT DEMENTIA!"

by шиншилла August 27, 2022