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Two square

(n) Aus.
A form of downball (also known as handball) played between two players or teams in predetermined areas known as squares. There are two squares: King, who initiates the gameplay by gently throwing the ball or serving, and Queen, who receives the ball and is the square where the next person in line goes to.

Origin: Named so after its use of two squares, which would have originally been two adjacent rectangles of concrete as marked on a footpath or walkway.
The Year 5 guys only play two square as they don't have enough space for any other game.
by XenoXTA October 31, 2017
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Two-Gulper

The act of swallowing a huge cum load after a sexual intercourse, blowjob, or anal sex that requires the swallower two gulps to get all the cum down.
Man: “I’m cumming!”
Woman: “muffled sounds.....mhmm...gulp.....gulp.....holy shit!”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “That was a lot of cum! I needed two gulps to swallow it all!”
Man: “Wow nice, it was a two-gulper. That’s why I wanted to give you a facial instead but you wanted to swallow!”
Woman: “Hum, just hurry up and bring me some water!”
by Ben D Please III July 24, 2018
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Two-In-One

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.
Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015
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Two HP

Taking two hits. Usually when smoking a blunt or a marijuana cigarette.
"the blunts kinda small, only two hp it."
by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005
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Two hearted

Having the stabbing pain from being alone, while being happy you're not in a situation you can't escape, both fighting for control while feeling like you're soul is in the middle being pulled. Best known as two hearted...
*after bad break up* "I'm becoming two hearted"
by Thatsadman January 18, 2018
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run twos

When you and a friend go on NBA2k and do 2v2
by Miki.j.g August 8, 2017
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Hole in two

When a male performing anal sex to a girl, proceeds to pop both of his testicles into the girl's anus with his genitalia. Proceeding this the male often will say "whole in two"
*pop pop*
Guy: HOLE IN TWO!!!!!
Girl: Take em out...
by TheBigGH September 25, 2011
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