A total bitch who thinks she knows it all, is selfish, and thinks she is hot when really she is a fat, bloated, dumb broad.
by Deek Slater December 26, 2007
Get the twat burgermug. (It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.
After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
Get the manage a twatmug. "ouch i'm so sore collin gave me a right twat bashing last night"
" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
" hey dave i'm so bored lets go out twat bashing"
by Lady Amu September 26, 2006
Get the twat bashingmug. Josh: Dude, check out these new thick rimmed black glasses I got. They'll go dope with my other white rimmed shades. Have a look, what do you think?
Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
or
Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
Me: I think you should sit on your bicycle and get lost.
Josh: Huh..? Where?
Me: Out of my sight. Faggy twat.
or
Me (to hot chick in front of me): Top o'the mornin ta ya. Lovely ass. Keep up the good work! Let me get that door for ya.
Hot chick (shocked and turned on): Hrm! Thank you!
Random Buddy Holly clone: Hey, you're not allowed to do that.
Me: Do what? (Hot chick walks away, weirded out by nerd)
Buddy holly: You're not allowed to talk to her like that. That's sexual harassment.
Me: You're a faggy twat and a disgrace to all men on earth. Here's a pair of snips. Go cut your balls off and commit suicide.
by whatsyourproblemyouremyproblem September 29, 2013
Get the faggy twatmug. an insult that you call a female, or a male who has had a sex change, when they finger themselves frequently.
by Jaime M. Tyler January 14, 2009
Get the twat knuckles mug. a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.
by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007
Get the twat wafflemug. a giRl with a very loose vagina
by eatta bird December 29, 2008
Get the bucket twatmug.