Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

Turkey

Possibly the greatest animal ever to walk the earth, appart from the kipper. The turkey has formed many laughter filled occasions!!

omg TURKEY!!
YAYAYAYAY TURKEY!!
I dont mind eating turkeys because they are ugly.

by Kayber April 9, 2005

Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

by Landon A. September 29, 2007

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

turkey tits

Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.

"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"

by fingers November 11, 2004

smoked turkey

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009