trail of clothes

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.

Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023

Slug Trail

The act when a woman is turned on and slides her vagina across a person's exposed skin leaving a wet trail of her body fluids across their body.

"My boyfriend mushroom stamped me so I slug trailed his a$$!"

by BiggiESmallZ September 10, 2015

Ho trail

Hot rail If you take the letter “t” off the word “hot” and put it in front of rail it then becomes “trail” leaving just H-O making it now read out the words ho trail

Hey bud what do a ho trail with me!?

by MK melee May 2, 2022

Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover

Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"

by Smube December 26, 2023

Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.

I gave a girl an Australian snail trail last night.

by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022