Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 18, 2022

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.

Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.

by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

cow skin

a nice looking leather jacker

whoah! Tyler, check out Jamie's unreal Cow Skin

by J. Skorpios B. October 23, 2011

The laughing cow

A name thst you call somebody with an annoying laugh. Who you may not be able to stand.

The laughing cow was being annoying so we left him.

by The laughing cow hahahaha January 3, 2016

get the cow

To succeed unexpectedly.

"get the cow" in a sentence:

"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"

by shitbird105 May 8, 2021