hedge wizard

Conner is a hedge wizard
by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018
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Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 07, 2022
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wizards cap

I have a wizards cap on my penis.
by wizard master August 02, 2013
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Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
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Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 04, 2021
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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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high school wizard

A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard
by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo March 03, 2018
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