by Gonta Appreciator *screams* March 31, 2021
A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 17, 2021
The man who ate all your lunch but your totally ok with it. (Related to Bob Saget) This man also runs his very own show.
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