two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"hey you want this?" "Na, two-points."

by ounzer September 22, 2008

duece two's

Twenty two inch rims.

I got them duece two's on my truck.

by Jubie H May 4, 2006

Two HP

Taking two hits. Usually when smoking a blunt or a marijuana cigarette.

"the blunts kinda small, only two hp it."

by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

Two-In-One

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.

Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.

by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015

Hole in two

When a male performing anal sex to a girl, proceeds to pop both of his testicles into the girl's anus with his genitalia. Proceeding this the male often will say "whole in two"

*pop pop*
Guy: HOLE IN TWO!!!!!
Girl: Take em out...

by TheBigGH September 25, 2011

run twos

When you and a friend go on NBA2k and do 2v2

"Hey let's go run twos"

by Miki.j.g August 8, 2017

Two hearted

Having the stabbing pain from being alone, while being happy you're not in a situation you can't escape, both fighting for control while feeling like you're soul is in the middle being pulled. Best known as two hearted...

*after bad break up* "I'm becoming two hearted"

by Thatsadman January 18, 2018