Thomas William

look up thomas in urban dictionary
look up william
combine the both

"i love him, he is such a thomas william

by Thomas Collaro December 24, 2008

brandon thomas

a wanker who has a small dick and can't grow any pubes cause his fat flab covers his dick

Brandon: I Have a BRandon thomas
Person : Dam I got a big one

by BumBumWillyBumBum June 08, 2017

Shawn Thomas

When u try to pull out but end up cuming inside

Jeff just pulled a Shawn Thomas

by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy November 08, 2022

Liz Thomas

A complete beg who wont leave you alone

On a night out and a person wont leave you alone.. 'This person is pulling such a Liz Thomas'

by KdotWizzle October 10, 2011

Thomas Amos

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing

stop being Thomas Amos

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

Bloody thomas

The act of drenching your penis in tobasco sauce then violently and forcefully penetrating the rectum of your partner while reciting the kfc theme song.

Bro, my girlfriend invited me over for netflix and chill, im totally gonna give her the bloody thomas tonight.

by Ruggedhoss17 October 22, 2016

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 06, 2017