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Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge
Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.
by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020
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Law and Order

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.
Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN
by Muffintime420_03 October 30, 2019
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Guardian's Law

1. Noun: If one possesses the THC usage apparatus, including but not limited to bowls, water pipes, paper products, vaporizers and oil rigs, of another, for all morally sound and legally permissible reasons such as misplacement, care taking, extended forgetfulness, and borrowing, the new legal guardian of the device may then have free reign with its usage so long as the original owner doesn't attempt to reclaim possession.
Wesley: Holy fuck dude did you really cop that Illedeph?
Steven: No! You know I don't have money like that. It's simple: Guardian's Law bro.
Wesley: Oh of course! Duh!
by shark hunter May 10, 2015
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Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.
John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."
by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009
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Checkoway's law

The law states, "Whenever anyone tries to correct another's spelling, grammar, or punctuation online, he invariably screws up his own."
An example of Checkoway's law in action:
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
by lurn ur grammer August 4, 2008
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YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017
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eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.
You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!
by 1234556780 November 13, 2019
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